Birthday present

Hilarious conversation:  (james first, me second)
"So, did I tell you last night what I am getting you for my birthday?"
"No, you mentioned getting me something for your birthday though.  No! You are not getting me anything!"
"Well, something has to be unwrapped on my birthday, and you aren't getting me anything."
"Who says?"
"I got the thing for my truck. We had an understanding/agreement.  Nothing else."
"No, that is what you said you said you were getting.  Not what I was getting you."
"What else could you get me?"
"What couldn't I get you???"
"A hooker? :)"
"I could get you a hooker.  You want one to come over now?"  ;)
"No, I don't want a disease and I don't like wearing condoms.  how about an escort?"
"Escorts are just hookers with corporate pimps!"