Cars

Went to the car show today...  i am turned on by certain cars and trucks. I know, that is an odd fetish.  But James was happy.....  ;)

Catching the "running"

I had to share something funny that happened this morning.  We were doing our normal Sat a.m. routine.  Went to the gym, hit Einsteins for our bagels and coffee / OJ, and then went over to Apex for Dylan's freerunning class.  I always get a honey whole wheat bagel thin with low fat cream cheese, the boys get bagel poppers (usually cinnamon sugar), and James gets a plain bagel with plain or strawberry cream cheese.  So this morning, I finished my bagel thin and reached over to take a little taste of James' strawberry cream cheese, and he was playing like he was grossed out by my "gym hands".  I said that he was using his hands more at the gym since he used machines the whole time and i spent time running.  So he said I had runners hands and he didn't want to catch it.  Now, if you have ever seen Ralphie Mae's standup, he talks about his redneck friends asking him about "catching the gay" from being friends with gay people.  So, I had to say to James "What, are you afraid you're gonna catch the run?  Like catching the gay?"  It was hilarious.  Okay, it may not be as funny to someone that hasn't seen Ralphie Mae, or to someone just reading this later on.  But we died laughing in the car so I had to write it down.

So, I saw this and thought it was hilarious, for several reasons.
1) My dogs have squeaky toys and love them.  They are really fun.
2) When girls get their breasts done, they tend to want to show people, and I have heard on more than one occasion "Do you want to touch/feel them?"  I have even had friends with just the little bra implants ask me if I want to feel them.  That is just funny to me....
3) I have a friend that is going to consultations for breast implants, so it was funny that the picture popped up around that time. 

So, this is the other funny thing.  We were laying in bed like, an hour after I posted that picture on FB.  It was all quiet, and I all of the sudden thought "It would make more sense to put a dinner bell in there, something that would bring guys instead of dogs!"  Funny enough, James was also thinking about the picture, but I can't for the life of me remember what he said he was thinking at the time.