Dylan's Idol

Dylan got to meet his idol today, and I couldn't be prouder as a parent of how mature he was.
Background - Last summer, we donated to the Apex Movement summer tour, which came with donation perks of a tour t-shirt, pictures, a dvd, and a free 1 hr private training session with the tour member of our choice.  After 6 months, we finally heard from the owner of Apex to say that they are sending the items out and he wanted to find out who we wanted for the lesson.  Of course Dylan chose his idol, Dylan Baker.  When we started watching Jump City Seattle 2 years ago, he immediately took a liking to Dylan on team Rogue.  Rogue was the young team in the competition, so he felt a little more connected to them.  When our Dylan's school had it's "spirit week" 2 yrs ago, he decided to go as Dylan Baker for the "celebrity day".  It was super cute!!!!

So, we made plans to meet Dylan Baker for a private lesson at an elementary school near Cherry Creek.  He was super cool with Dylan, really patient, and Dylan seemed to really listen to him during the lesson.  I have never seen him smile so big!!!!  I loved it, James loved it, Dylan loved it.  Afterwards, Dylan said that it was the best hour of his life.  He improved so much in that hour and had amazing confidence after it was over.  We really hope that we can do more private lessons with him in the future.

A man and wife

1. A couple were watching tv one night when the husband got up to hit the john. While he was in there, he yelled "Man, they're huge tonight!"   He walked out of the bathroom, pants still down, showing the groomed goods to his wife.  Out of the blue, the started swinging his pelvis back and forth, singing "I whip my balls back and forth, I whip my balls back and forth, I whip my balls back and forth."  (to the tune of Willow's "I whip my hair back and forth.")  You can't maintain sexy when you do that!!!
2. A couple were in bed one morning, contemplating  getting up for the day.  The wife looks at the clock, noticing how late it was getting.  She says "We should really get up."  He says "Yeah, we should", still holding on to her.  They continue to cuddle for a minute, and then she says "We really should get up", so he says "Yep", but still doesn't let go.  Knowing she needs to do something to get them up, she grabs his junk lightly.  He smiles and says "Now we're cooking with peanut oil!"  Apparently that's the perfect way to wake a husband up. 
3. Who would have guessed that watching the movie "New Year's Eve" would produce a "Sex and the City" moment?  At the end of the movie, the characters played by Josh Duhamel and Sarah Jessica Parker finally reconnect and kiss in the middle of the street.  Husband sees it and says "Oh, so that's who's Mr. Big!"  Sorry babe, I need your man card....