I am sitting on the couch watching AGT and reading the new Maxim. I just finished reading the interviews with Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, and Colin Farrell on their new movie, the Total Recall remake. In the article, they ask Kate something about how fans are excited about three-breasted women. So, James and I start talking about three-breasted women. James said "How could you not like 3 boobs?!?!" So I said " I love boobs too, but I like just 2. They're symmetrical - there are 2 of them. How do you grab the third one then?" Okay, so I am making some pretty funny hand gestures at this moment as well, but you kind of have to be there to get the effect, right? Anyway..... So, right on cue, he says "Just like THIS!" And sticks out both hands as if he is grabbing some tits and puts his face right in the middle with a sucking-kind-of look.
I cracked up laughing, as I am sure that most people would after witnessing it. These are the kinds of conversations that we have almost nightly, which would explain the horrible laugh lines I seem to be getting lately.
My son thinks he wants to see that! All I can think about is him watching the three boob scene! We won't take him, but Grandpa might (my husband's dad has no concept of what is appropriate). To give you an example, he once took Aden to a video store and let him pick any movie. For some dumbass reason, they had a movie called "Pirates", obviously a knockoff of "Pirates of the Caribbean", out on the shelves at the front of the store! My Mommy-senses were tingling. I look at the box, the girls are half dressed. I look at the back, it's produced by Adam and Eve! I try to tell them that it's a porn and they won't listen. They start the movie, the first scene's music is all bow-chicka-wow-wow. I'm screaming now, "It's a porn! Turn it off!" I was able to cover my son's eyes when the girl pirate started taking off her shirt. You could see her nipples through her shirt! My son's eyes were bugging out! I'm still screaming "I told you!" and Grandpa finally decides to get off his ass and shut it off.
ReplyDeleteOMG, that's hilarious! Okay, I am sure it wasn't funny at the time, but looking back I bet it is. Gotta trust the mom, she always knows!
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