Funny stuff....

Lot's of very funny things have happened over the last couple of days with the kids, so I wanted to write them down.

• I was driving to take my youngest to preschool, and he asked me if he had boobs.  Very random.  So I tell him No, Only girls have boobs.  He was questioning it because he has nipples and a chest.  So I had to explain that girls have boobs because they are fatty and can fill up with milk to give their babies.  It was an awkward conversation trying to explain it in 4 year old terms. 
• Aaron has a friend who asked his mom about "pee-balls".  She cracked up the whole time she was telling me about it, and I was laughing so hard as well.  So, he thought that a boys balls hold his pee - that's their purpose.  Very cute!!!
• We were at On The Border for dinner tonight for an early Mother's Day dinner out.  Dylan went to the bathroom and was back super quick.  So I asked if he washed his hands and he said "Yes".  So James touched his hands and was like "No you didn't"!  So I tell him quietly "You just had your penis in your hand and now you are going to eat your fries? That's gross!"  Very seriously, he puts up his right hand and says "I used this hand for that.  I can eat with the other one."  Wow, kid logic....
• The little 3 year old that lives across the street was misbehaving on the way to school the other day, and his mom told him that he wouldn't be able to go to Dylan's birthday party if he couldn't walk correctly and behave the next couple of weeks.  So all the way home he kept saying that he wanted to go to the "birthday cake".  When his mom corrected him and said it was a birthday party, he started calling it a "birthday cakey".  Loved it!  He got that there was an EEE sound at the end of party and just attached it to the word he really wanted to use.  So incredibly adorable.